I did not laugh from that c:
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Who needs an April Fools' joke when your whole life is already one?
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whats the difference between a filthy old bus station and a crab with breasts? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
What the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
One has pricks on the outside.