Red

'Sup gamers!
My name is Red.
I also go by the name Mario , and other retarded aliases I like to use, such as:

• patriot
• graham
• griko
• my ping is as high as I am
• Nate Fox Impersonator
• saucy boi
• poorpel
• wed
• maehryoh
• malario
• I Play Pyro for the Aesthetics

That being said, here's the rest of my bio, written in a typical Instagram manner:

The second most hated prisoner in all of Wonderland.
(The first one is Meme78, who sadly got banned.)

TF2 addict (Pyro & Scout Main)
Titled "The Slapmaster" after the legendary battle against Shimshir.
Synthwave Senpai
Joji Enthusiast
Greek boi