Bob was about to commit suicide. Someone offered him some pie. It brightened his day. Don't kill yourself. Pie is a far superior alternative. Be like Bob. Suicide is bad.
I just really love how nice everyone is, it's a really pleasant place to be, and I think I'll stick around. I already sold my soul to you guys anyways.
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