Meeting your doppelgänger

I would meet myself in a open vault full of money that the IRS coudlnt tax right now so I became rich

Also i'd probably uhh shoot myself

i think if i were going to brazil and i found another person that looked like me i would prob go up to that person and tell him that he's the ugliest person i'd ever seen in my life, and wait for him to laugh and say we look exactly alike and laugh together about the situation. fast forward two years we became best buds and hang out almost every day, ending up marrying women that are also doppelgangers and spending the rest of our time as friends. only to die while saying to each other that i feel bad for his family having to live with such an ugly shit and spend our final moments laughing the same way we did while we met.

smelvin

In a 1 on 1 battle to the death, telling each other how we fucked each other's moms and how we're gonna brutally murder each other, only then to find out we're exactly the same and walk into the sunset.