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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
 

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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Who needs an April Fools' joke when your whole life is already one?
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So, There were once three kids named Sheyt, Shahtup, Yomanaz, and a dog named Trubbles. (nice names) Trubbles ran away and got lost. Sheyt, who was riding his bike fell from it and Yomanaz went to help him up. As for the dog, Shahtup goes to the Police Station to report it.

Officer: What's your name? Shahtup: Shut Up.
Officer: What's your name?
Shahtup: Shut Up.
Officer: For the last time, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Shahtup: SHUT. UP! (Trying to say his name)
Officer: Are you looking for Troubles?
Shahtup: Yeah, how do you know? we lost it about 2 miles back.
Officer: Where's your Manners? Shut Up: Back there pickin' up Shit(Sheyt).

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whats the difference between a filthy old bus station and a crab with breasts? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
What the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?


One has pricks on the outside.

Top 2, Idk which to choose, lol. One is creative and original, the other one is true and original.
 
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