Joke for a pair of pants!

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SuperGuard

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Good day lads!

So Jungle Inferno came out today and I've already been finding ways to update my loadouts, primarily my Scout. Some of my old items have been sold but I've decided to keep one of the items for a giveaway. What was the item you ask? My (Operator's Overalls) Breakneck Baggies! You couldn't ask for a better prize... right?

Well anyway, what you need to do is to say a joke in the replies. You can have up to two jokes and they can either be in the same post or in different posts. The joke I find the funniest will win the pants. Well now, good luck, and may the lad with the best sense of humour win.

But one more thing you may be asking: "What jokes do you like?". Well now, that's just ruining the fun isn't it? Try to think of what joke I like the most. I will also be stating some honourable mentions after the giveaway ends. And this giveaway ends tomorrow. Good luck!

EDIT: I will also be selecting a second place winner as well as the honourable mentions. The second place winner will receive a freshly crafted Itsy Bitsy Spyer.
 
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Q: Why do so many people like our servers?
A: Because they're wonderful.

Q: How many snipers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but it makes everyone else go sniper.
(second one stolen from here).
 

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Two fish in a tank
One yells "Fire!"

A time traveller walks into a bar
"Quick, I need 2 shots of whiskey, half a pint of beer, and a quarter of a pint of vodka" He says hurriedly.
The bartender looks puzzled, and replies "Is this some sort of joke?"
 

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the Duckpond
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
 
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The giveaway is now over! If you won either of the items, please send me a friend request when you're next available to receive your item.
Here are the two winners and the honourable mentions:


Lightion
Alexus
- Kumpir
- Diamitha
- Eight
 
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