Corbonado Rocket launcher with a part giveaway

[aholic]

this item has been close to my heart, but i quit tf2 and i thought about giving it away

i'll pick the joke method, basically anyone with the funniest joke will win, i'll check tomorrow at 10:00 AM Saturday, Eastern Time (ET), any replies after that will not count!

EDIT: Put your trade URL with the joke

 

[aholic]

The part is critical Kills

 

[Caboose]

Little Sarah was sitting in the car with her mother when suddenly a huge dildo flew right onto the windshield.
Little Sarah: “What was that?”
Mother: “Uhm… a really big insect.”
Little Sarah: “Damn, it had a really big dick!”

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=207638303&token=z_ryWGmw

 

[DuckGod]

Team Fortress 3

 

[TJGinjaninja]

One day in the garden my niece killed a butterfly and laughed at it, I went over to her and told her off saying that she shouldn't have done that and to punish her I told her she couldn't have butter for the remainder of the week. Later that night she came to me with a dead cockroach in her hand, she said "uncle, look what I just killed" I looked in her hand then looked her in the eyes "nice try" I said and told her to go up to her room and wait for me

http://steamcommunity.com/id/TJGinjaninja/ (forgot how to get my trade URL)

 

[Ladiesman217]

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and will make women go crazy?

A hundred dollar bill

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=251867092&token=G_cbmtzY

 

[aholic]

Ladiesman217, sorry mate, it's 10:52 Eastern time, your entry doesn't count

 

[Noro]

My life is a joke