Corrupt a Wish

[Hypernova]

granted, but it stops working after 1 week.

i wish i could no-clip

 

[Tonic]

Wish granted, you now have no nail clippers in your house.

I wish me and my friends lived in one big house.

 

[Aldash]

You get a house but someone dies every week

I wish I had a better monitor

 

[SL]

Granted, but it is 680x480

I wish my father wasn't drunk 90% of the time

 

[Jasmine]

Granted, he's now drunk 100% of the time.

I wish I knew what I wanted to buy whenever I had money.

 

[Hypernova]

granted, but now everything is overpriced as hell.

i wish fictional creatures such as siren head or long horse were real.

 

[Kyo]

Your wish is granted, but the fictional creatures are in the outside of the universe

I wish i was a girl

 

[Walnuts]

Granted, but you will have to undergo a costly surgery as well as shame and embarrassment from close relatives and family members

I wish i wouldn't die if I ate a walnut

 

[Hypernova]

granted, but you come back as a walnut.

i wish i had expensive unusuals and stranges.

 

[Kyo]

Granted, but you need birth certificate and personal information to have those

I wish i have credit card as 18 below

 

[Green.]

Granted, but you need to pay 50$ to EA to use it.
I wish to see keplers solar system

 

[Aldash]

You see it but you are so close to the sun you die instantly

I wish to have incredible luck

 

[Tonic]

Granted, but everytime something lucky happens to you your luck gets worse.

I wish i had the skill and team to develop games

 

[SL]

Granted, but you can only make educational games.

I wish i was better at Apex

 

[Green.]

Granted, but now you are addicted to it and got worse at the game
I wish to never see a fortnite video once again

 

[Tonic]

Granted, you are now restricted to only watch Fortnite videos.

I wish Team Fortress was actually updated for once.

 

[Aldash]

Granted but the update removed 4 classes

I wish TF2 economy would crash

 

[SL]

Granted, but the items that you HAVE are even lower than scrap, while the others are around 1000 earbuds.

I wish i had better coolhacker skills, to thrash PCs in my school.

 

[floot_guy]

Granted, but the items that you HAVE are even lower than scrap, while the others are around 1000 earbuds.

I wish i had better coolhacker skills, to thrash PCs in my school.

Granted, but all you can do is freeze the desktop screen for 3 seconds. Only 1 time.

I wish that I had more weed beer for the weekend.

 

[dimmy]

Granted, but you're able to drink any beer for the weekend

I wish that I had money