Corrupt the wishes!

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So this is a forum game where you're supposed to post a wish you have and the user next to post is supposed to *corrupt* your wish (i.e add a drawback to your wish that ruins or "corrupts" it) whilst also posting their own wish for the next user to corrupt, and so on and so on.





Now then, here is my wish:

I wish for anime to be real.

go easy on me pls
 

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I wish for anime to be real.
Granted, but in return you have to devote the rest of your time alive to being the main character in your own anime. AND FIND A RIVAL :trump:

I wish I could fly!
 

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Granted, but for every second you fly, you gain one pound.

I wish for a mountain of handkerchiefs.
 

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Granted, however every single handkerchief is covered in snot (don’t ask why, you should probably sue someone)

I wish to be the best and most famous medic main in all of TF2.
 

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Wish granted but your heal target is always a complete idiot.

I wish for two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese and a large soda.
 

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Granted, but you don’t know the numbers anymore.

I wish for Cats to rule the world
 

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wish granted but you turn out to be allergic to cats

i wish to be bale to ejaculate at will without touching my pp
 

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i wish to be bale to ejaculate at will without touching my pp
granted but its controlled by a button that sits at the bottom of the atlantic and the crabs keep pressing it

i wish for SANDVICH
 

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Granted, but it's been 6 months since the sandvich were made.

I wish for Super Admin.
 
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Wish granted but you would have to stay up 24/7 and stay in one server



I wish for Excalibur
 

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#11
Granted but it exists in the same universe as Eights wish, and it's a Yandere girl who loves you. AND ONLY YOU

I wish for a permanent solution for banning the hacker [VALVE] Twilight Sparkle from tf2 in general
 

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#12
Wish granted but 10 other hackers just as bad as him appear in his place.

I wish to never need sleep.
 
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Granted, but you can't fall asleep whether you want to or not

I wish for an unusual.
 

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wish granted, but its a shit low tier unusual

I wish to be billionaire
 
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Granted, but someone spit in it.

I wish to be older
 

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Granted, but you become so old that you die later in the day.

I wish for the ability to read minds.
 

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Granted, however you can only read the minds of dirty people.

I wish for another wish.
 

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I wish for another wish.
Granted but you have to wait until after the next poster to tell us what you wish for D:

I wish for a sausage sarnie :)
 

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wish granted, but no sarnie

I wish for a lower pitched voice :(
 
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