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#21
Granted, but you soon become mute.

I wish for some ice cream.
 

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#22
Granted, however the ice cream is your least favourite flavour.

I wish to be able to have an unlimited supply of my favourite meal.
 

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#23
I wish to be able to have an unlimited supply of my favourite meal.
Granted, but it's on the moon! You have to go get it!

I wish for some kind of wish granting dragon that's only activated by some stupid rocks or something
 

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#24
Granted, but the rocks have a lethal poison within them that kills anyone upon contact.

I wish for an endless supply of money.
 

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#25
wish granted, but you can’t spend it.

I wish for unlimited weed:friday:
 

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#26
Granted, but you can no longer get high.

I wish for the ability to turn invisible.
 

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#27
Granted, but you can no longer be visible

I wish that I can clap in my hands and think about someone, and he dies.
 

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#28
I wish that I can clap in my hands and think about someone, and he dies.
Granted but if you clap once you start clapping in a 10 hour loop to that one section of Cha Cha Slide

i wish for an unusual chicken kiev in tf2 that will only ever be 1 of 1 :D
 

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#29
Granted, but tf2 no longer works for you.

I wish I met Mick Avory
 

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#30
Granted, but he has some kinks of his own that you need to sort out with him.

I wish to be the best Melee player in the world.
 

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#31
I wish to be the best Melee player in the world.
Granted but you get banned from all competetive games because nobody believes you're legit

i wish for TWO milkshakes
 

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#32
Granted, however one is out of date and the other was stirred and not shaken (reference).

I wish to have a real life working portal gun.
 

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#33
Granted, but you will lose a limb everytime you go through.

I wish the world was like minecraft
 

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#34
Granted, but griefers and hackers will constantly ruin your life.

I wish I was a cyborg.
 

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#35
granted, however apple created you so you’re basically going to be sitting at a charger for the rest of your life

I wish I was the worlds best guitarist
 

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#36
Granted, but your strings will break the second you try to play.

I wish I was a king (even though I already am, obviously).
 

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#37
Wish granted, but you are king of the NORMIES, REEEE

I wish I was a tide pod
 
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#38
Granted, but you get eaten by a kid the next day.

I wish i was bleach
 

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#39
Granted, but you exist in the same universe as Eight's first wish at the start of the thread and you're the anime INYUAHSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wish for MORE TEETH
 

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#40
Granted, but the teeth are horribly disfigured, causing you lots of pain and money in medical bills.

I wish for people to stop coming into my anime universe.
 
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