Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Eight, Feb 4, 2018.
Granted, but you soon become mute.
I wish for some ice cream.
Granted, however the ice cream is your least favourite flavour.
I wish to be able to have an unlimited supply of my favourite meal.
Granted, but it's on the moon! You have to go get it!
I wish for some kind of wish granting dragon that's only activated by some stupid rocks or something
Granted, but the rocks have a lethal poison within them that kills anyone upon contact.
I wish for an endless supply of money.
wish granted, but you can’t spend it.
I wish for unlimited weed
Granted, but you can no longer get high.
I wish for the ability to turn invisible.
Granted, but you can no longer be visible
I wish that I can clap in my hands and think about someone, and he dies.
Granted but if you clap once you start clapping in a 10 hour loop to that one section of Cha Cha Slide
i wish for an unusual chicken kiev in tf2 that will only ever be 1 of 1
Granted, but tf2 no longer works for you.
I wish I met Mick Avory
Granted, but he has some kinks of his own that you need to sort out with him.
I wish to be the best Melee player in the world.
Granted but you get banned from all competetive games because nobody believes you're legit
i wish for TWO milkshakes
Granted, however one is out of date and the other was stirred and not shaken (reference).
I wish to have a real life working portal gun.
Granted, but you will lose a limb everytime you go through.
I wish the world was like minecraft
Granted, but griefers and hackers will constantly ruin your life.
I wish I was a cyborg.
granted, however apple created you so you’re basically going to be sitting at a charger for the rest of your life
I wish I was the worlds best guitarist
Granted, but your strings will break the second you try to play.
I wish I was a king (even though I already am, obviously).
Wish granted, but you are king of the NORMIES, REEEE
I wish I was a tide pod
Granted, but you get eaten by a kid the next day.
I wish i was bleach
Granted, but you exist in the same universe as Eight's first wish at the start of the thread and you're the anime INYUAHSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish for MORE TEETH
Granted, but the teeth are horribly disfigured, causing you lots of pain and money in medical bills.
I wish for people to stop coming into my anime universe.