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Corrupt the wishes!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Eight, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. Eight

    Eight Pessimist Super-Admin ★

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    Granted, but you soon become mute.

    I wish for some ice cream.
     
  2. Youtuberchris

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    Granted, however the ice cream is your least favourite flavour.

    I wish to be able to have an unlimited supply of my favourite meal.
     
  3. Top Nep

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    Granted, but it's on the moon! You have to go get it!

    I wish for some kind of wish granting dragon that's only activated by some stupid rocks or something
     
  4. Eight

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    Granted, but the rocks have a lethal poison within them that kills anyone upon contact.

    I wish for an endless supply of money.
     
  5. =WL= | Mc_Duck

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    wish granted, but you can’t spend it.

    I wish for unlimited weed:friday:
     
  6. Xanerino

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    Granted, but you can no longer get high.

    I wish for the ability to turn invisible.
     
  7. =WL= | Mc_Duck

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    Granted, but you can no longer be visible

    I wish that I can clap in my hands and think about someone, and he dies.
     
  8. Top Nep

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    Granted but if you clap once you start clapping in a 10 hour loop to that one section of Cha Cha Slide

    i wish for an unusual chicken kiev in tf2 that will only ever be 1 of 1 :D
     
  9. Ray

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    Granted, but tf2 no longer works for you.

    I wish I met Mick Avory
     
  10. Mattaroni

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    Granted, but he has some kinks of his own that you need to sort out with him.

    I wish to be the best Melee player in the world.
     
  11. Top Nep

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    Granted but you get banned from all competetive games because nobody believes you're legit

    i wish for TWO milkshakes
     
  12. Youtuberchris

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    Granted, however one is out of date and the other was stirred and not shaken (reference).

    I wish to have a real life working portal gun.
     
  13. =WL= | Mc_Duck

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    Granted, but you will lose a limb everytime you go through.

    I wish the world was like minecraft
     
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    Granted, but griefers and hackers will constantly ruin your life.

    I wish I was a cyborg.
     
  15. Ray

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    granted, however apple created you so you’re basically going to be sitting at a charger for the rest of your life

    I wish I was the worlds best guitarist
     
  16. тнє мαd ĸιng

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    Granted, but your strings will break the second you try to play.

    I wish I was a king (even though I already am, obviously).
     
  17. =WL= | Mc_Duck

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    Wish granted, but you are king of the NORMIES, REEEE

    I wish I was a tide pod
     
  18. Ion Wonderland.tf

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    Granted, but you get eaten by a kid the next day.

    I wish i was bleach
     
  19. Top Nep

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    Granted, but you exist in the same universe as Eight's first wish at the start of the thread and you're the anime INYUAHSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I wish for MORE TEETH
     
  20. Eight

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    Granted, but the teeth are horribly disfigured, causing you lots of pain and money in medical bills.

    I wish for people to stop coming into my anime universe.