Granted, but given that pones are beings from another world, there isn't much human research about them. After being gifted your pet pone by the great wish(?) gods, they soon develop a deadly sickness that, due to the aforementioned lack of research, can't be cured by current technology.
Granted, but every time you try you will be saved by some impossible reason. You will try and try and never succeed. One day, you will find someone that will make your life worth living again, only then will you die.
I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.