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Corrupt the wishes!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Eight, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. Top Nep

    Top Nep Interior Crocodile Alligator Moderator ★ ★ VIP ★

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    Granted, but if the universe is sealed off, doesn't that doom it? :eek: You gotta live with the knowledge that you're doomed!

    I wish for paypal credit!
     
  2. Xanerino

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    Granted, but your account is frozen and the money removed.

    :kappa:
     
  3. =WL= | Mc_Duck

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    wish granted, but you are white now.

    I wish for food
     
  4. Youtuberchris

    Youtuberchris Honorary Member ★

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    Granted, however you got given dog food.

    I wish for a real life working Harry Potter wand.
     
  5. =WL= | Mc_Duck

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    Granted, but you can only use black magic.

    I wish for the best gaming pc in the world
     
  6. PSR Sentrypro

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    Wish granted amigo but, you can only play the worst games forever



    I wish for a better paying job
     
  7. Eight

    Eight Pessimist Super-Admin ★

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    Granted, but it's long hours, boring, stressful, and overall a shitty experience.

    I wish for something horrible.
     
  8. =WL= | Mc_Duck

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    wish granted, but its not terrible for you. :)

    I wish to win @Mattaroni his giveaway
     
  9. PSR Sentrypro

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    Wish granted mr.ducky but, you would get scammed one hour later




    I wish for lua coding skills
     
  10. DirtyMemez

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    I declare you will be getting lua coding skills after you reach 500,000 hours on TF2



    I Wish i won the lottery.
     
  11. Eight

    Eight Pessimist Super-Admin ★

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    Granted, but on your way to claim the cash prize, you get into a horrible accident. You survive, however you have to use all the money you won towards medical bills.

    I wish for the ability to approach any situation calm and collected.
     
  12. Top Nep

    Top Nep Interior Crocodile Alligator Moderator ★ ★ VIP ★

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    Granted but more often than not the situations you're confronted with are LIFE and DEATH

    i wish for a full team of blues with mics that warden on every wln jb server :)
     
  13. Ray

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    Granted, however they're all 9-12 of age and have poor quality mics and won't stop talking

    I wish R4 was demoted to mod
     
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  14. DingdongJR

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    Granted but so are you. The resulting chaos goes unchecked and Wonderland servers descend into madness.

    I wish I had a pet pony.
     
  15. Eight

    Eight Pessimist Super-Admin ★

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    Granted, but given that pones are beings from another world, there isn't much human research about them. After being gifted your pet pone by the great wish(?) gods, they soon develop a deadly sickness that, due to the aforementioned lack of research, can't be cured by current technology.

    I wish to be a billionaire.
     
  16. =WL= | Mc_Duck

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    YOU THIEF, WTFFFF

    Wish granted, but it will be fake money

    I wish for suicide
     
  17. DingdongJR

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    Granted, but every time you try you will be saved by some impossible reason. You will try and try and never succeed. One day, you will find someone that will make your life worth living again, only then will you die.

    I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
     
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  18. =WL= | Mc_Duck

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    NO

    I wish for TF2 to fix hitreg and hitboxes
     
  19. DingdongJR

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    All you had to do was corrupt the damn wish, CJ!
     
  20. Top Nep

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    Granted but it happens a week before a major game breaking update and bugs cause hitboxes to break again

    I wish for
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