Corrupt the wishes!

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#61
Wish granted but it's as badly pixelated as that image of soldier. ^^^

I wish I could sleep as much as I want and not be tired during the day.
 
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#62
Granted, but then you fall into a coma and sleep too much until you die knowing that you didn't get enough trickstabs.

I wish people wouldn't run away from me whenever I try to make friends with them.
 

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#63
Granted, but when you are friends with them, they will run away.

I wish for a noose in front of the train with a gun.
 

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#64
Granted, but when you are friends with them, they will run away.

I wish for a noose in front of the train with a gun.
Your wish is granted, but the noose is made of string cheese, the train is a toy and the gun only shoots when it's not pointing at anybody.

I wish for a real-life tank commander waifu
 
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#65
Wish granted but,the waifu tanks are disoriented and horrible looking


I wish for a crossbow
 

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#66
Granted, but it's very old and breaks after you use it once.

I wish to possess limitless time.
 

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#67
Granted, but it's very old and breaks after you use it once.

I wish to possess limitless time.
Thine wish be granted, but it's stuck inside a pocket watch and you can't get it out

I wish for the ability to read minds
 

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#68
Your wish is my command, though you can never stop reading minds and constantly hear others thoughts.

I wish for the ability to learn any language at will.
 

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#69
Your wish is my command, though you can never stop reading minds and constantly hear others thoughts.

I wish for the ability to learn any language at will.
Your wish is granted, but you will have no use of it since you cannot communicate with other people, only with yourself.

I wish to control other people's reputation. Meaning, if I want someone to have a bad reputation, I can control their reputation at will.
 

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#70
Granted, and in turn others can freely control your reputation, with you having no ability to change it.

I wish for people to come back to my anime world again, I'm getting lonely.
 

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#71
I wish for people to come back to my anime world again, I'm getting lonely.
Granted but now overpowered bad guys can get in and keep coming for the protagonists! What if they die???? O O F

I wish for THREE milkshakes
 

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#72
Granted but now overpowered bad guys can get in and keep coming for the protagonists! What if they die???? O O F

I wish for THREE milkshakes
WIsh granted, but it will be THREE nasty milkshakes.

I wish to control time.
 

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#73
Granted but you can only control it while you're asleep.

I wish I could live in a house I bought myself.
 

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#74
Granted, but the house is small and is in very poor condition, with the fixes for it being really expensive.

I wish I could know all the knowledge in the universe.
 
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