Granted, but you soon become mute. I wish for some ice cream.
Eight Incognito ★ Donor ★ Honorary Member ★ Jul 15, 2017 6,528 1,434 258 Feb 4, 2018 #21 Feb 4, 2018 #21 Granted, but you soon become mute. I wish for some ice cream. ••• More options Share
=WL= DeadlyJustice Honorary Member ★ Aug 3, 2017 525 112 123 United Kingdom Feb 4, 2018 #22 Feb 4, 2018 #22 Granted, however the ice cream is your least favourite flavour. I wish to be able to have an unlimited supply of my favourite meal. ••• More options Share
Granted, however the ice cream is your least favourite flavour. I wish to be able to have an unlimited supply of my favourite meal.
MissMaye The Overseer ★ Donor ★ Honorary Member ★ Jul 16, 2017 985 237 138 Feb 4, 2018 #23 Feb 4, 2018 #23 Youtuberchris said: I wish to be able to have an unlimited supply of my favourite meal. Click to expand... Granted, but it's on the moon! You have to go get it! I wish for some kind of wish granting dragon that's only activated by some stupid rocks or something ••• More options Share
Youtuberchris said: I wish to be able to have an unlimited supply of my favourite meal. Click to expand... Granted, but it's on the moon! You have to go get it! I wish for some kind of wish granting dragon that's only activated by some stupid rocks or something
Eight Incognito ★ Donor ★ Honorary Member ★ Jul 15, 2017 6,528 1,434 258 Feb 4, 2018 #24 Feb 4, 2018 #24 Granted, but the rocks have a lethal poison within them that kills anyone upon contact. I wish for an endless supply of money. ••• More options Share
Granted, but the rocks have a lethal poison within them that kills anyone upon contact. I wish for an endless supply of money.
DuckGod Waddle Waddle ★ Donor ★ Aug 1, 2017 897 173 138 the Duckpond Feb 4, 2018 #25 Feb 4, 2018 #25 wish granted, but you can’t spend it. I wish for unlimited weed ••• More options Share
Xanerino Am I doing it right? ★ Donor ★ Jul 15, 2017 335 97 123 United Kingdom Feb 4, 2018 #26 Feb 4, 2018 #26 Granted, but you can no longer get high. I wish for the ability to turn invisible. ••• More options Share
DuckGod Waddle Waddle ★ Donor ★ Aug 1, 2017 897 173 138 the Duckpond Feb 4, 2018 #27 Feb 4, 2018 #27 Granted, but you can no longer be visible I wish that I can clap in my hands and think about someone, and he dies. ••• More options Share
Granted, but you can no longer be visible I wish that I can clap in my hands and think about someone, and he dies.
MissMaye The Overseer ★ Donor ★ Honorary Member ★ Jul 16, 2017 985 237 138 Feb 4, 2018 #28 Feb 4, 2018 #28 =WL= | Mc_Duck said: I wish that I can clap in my hands and think about someone, and he dies. Click to expand... Granted but if you clap once you start clapping in a 10 hour loop to that one section of Cha Cha Slide i wish for an unusual chicken kiev in tf2 that will only ever be 1 of 1 :D ••• More options Share
=WL= | Mc_Duck said: I wish that I can clap in my hands and think about someone, and he dies. Click to expand... Granted but if you clap once you start clapping in a 10 hour loop to that one section of Cha Cha Slide i wish for an unusual chicken kiev in tf2 that will only ever be 1 of 1 :D
Ray Head Weenie ★ Donor ★ Honorary Member ★ Jul 16, 2017 1,017 268 228 Canada Feb 4, 2018 #29 Feb 4, 2018 #29 Granted, but tf2 no longer works for you. I wish I met Mick Avory ••• More options Share
Mattaroni Unaware He Will Place 65th ★ Donor ★ Honorary Member ★ Jul 15, 2017 126 56 38 New York, United States of America Feb 4, 2018 #30 Feb 4, 2018 #30 Granted, but he has some kinks of his own that you need to sort out with him. I wish to be the best Melee player in the world. ••• More options Share
Granted, but he has some kinks of his own that you need to sort out with him. I wish to be the best Melee player in the world.
MissMaye The Overseer ★ Donor ★ Honorary Member ★ Jul 16, 2017 985 237 138 Feb 4, 2018 #31 Feb 4, 2018 #31 Mattaroni said: I wish to be the best Melee player in the world. Click to expand... Granted but you get banned from all competetive games because nobody believes you're legit i wish for TWO milkshakes ••• More options Share
Mattaroni said: I wish to be the best Melee player in the world. Click to expand... Granted but you get banned from all competetive games because nobody believes you're legit i wish for TWO milkshakes
=WL= DeadlyJustice Honorary Member ★ Aug 3, 2017 525 112 123 United Kingdom Feb 4, 2018 #32 Feb 4, 2018 #32 Granted, however one is out of date and the other was stirred and not shaken (reference). I wish to have a real life working portal gun. ••• More options Share
Granted, however one is out of date and the other was stirred and not shaken (reference). I wish to have a real life working portal gun.
DuckGod Waddle Waddle ★ Donor ★ Aug 1, 2017 897 173 138 the Duckpond Feb 4, 2018 #33 Feb 4, 2018 #33 Granted, but you will lose a limb everytime you go through. I wish the world was like minecraft ••• More options Share
Alibi Forum Activist Jan 6, 2018 116 24 83 United Kingdom Feb 4, 2018 #34 Feb 4, 2018 #34 Granted, but griefers and hackers will constantly ruin your life. I wish I was a cyborg. ••• More options Share
Ray Head Weenie ★ Donor ★ Honorary Member ★ Jul 16, 2017 1,017 268 228 Canada Feb 4, 2018 #35 Feb 4, 2018 #35 granted, however apple created you so you’re basically going to be sitting at a charger for the rest of your life I wish I was the worlds best guitarist ••• More options Share
granted, however apple created you so you’re basically going to be sitting at a charger for the rest of your life I wish I was the worlds best guitarist
Gilgamesh 【=◈︿◈=】 ★ Donor ★ Aug 17, 2017 46 7 13 Throne of Heroes Feb 4, 2018 #36 Feb 4, 2018 #36 Granted, but your strings will break the second you try to play. I wish I was a king (even though I already am, obviously). ••• More options Share
Granted, but your strings will break the second you try to play. I wish I was a king (even though I already am, obviously).
DuckGod Waddle Waddle ★ Donor ★ Aug 1, 2017 897 173 138 the Duckpond Feb 4, 2018 #37 Feb 4, 2018 #37 Wish granted, but you are king of the NORMIES, REEEE I wish I was a tide pod ••• More options Share
Ion Wonderland.tf Amphetamine'd Aug 15, 2017 178 17 28 Macedonia Feb 4, 2018 #38 Feb 4, 2018 #38 Granted, but you get eaten by a kid the next day. I wish i was bleach ••• More options Share
MissMaye The Overseer ★ Donor ★ Honorary Member ★ Jul 16, 2017 985 237 138 Feb 4, 2018 #39 Feb 4, 2018 #39 Ion Wonderland.tf said: I wish i was bleach Click to expand... Granted, but you exist in the same universe as Eight's first wish at the start of the thread and you're the anime INYUAHSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I wish for MORE TEETH ••• More options Share
Ion Wonderland.tf said: I wish i was bleach Click to expand... Granted, but you exist in the same universe as Eight's first wish at the start of the thread and you're the anime INYUAHSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I wish for MORE TEETH
Eight Incognito ★ Donor ★ Honorary Member ★ Jul 15, 2017 6,528 1,434 258 Feb 4, 2018 #40 Feb 4, 2018 #40 Granted, but the teeth are horribly disfigured, causing you lots of pain and money in medical bills. I wish for people to stop coming into my anime universe. ••• More options Share
Granted, but the teeth are horribly disfigured, causing you lots of pain and money in medical bills. I wish for people to stop coming into my anime universe.