Corrupt the wishes!

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Granted, but on your way to claim the cash prize, you get into a horrible accident. You survive, however you have to use all the money you won towards medical bills.

I wish for the ability to approach any situation calm and collected.
 

Eight

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Granted, but given that pones are beings from another world, there isn't much human research about them. After being gifted your pet pone by the great wish(?) gods, they soon develop a deadly sickness that, due to the aforementioned lack of research, can't be cured by current technology.

I wish to be a billionaire.
 

Alibi

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YOU THIEF, WTFFFF

Wish granted, but it will be fake money

I wish for suicide
Granted, but every time you try you will be saved by some impossible reason. You will try and try and never succeed. One day, you will find someone that will make your life worth living again, only then will you die.

I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
 

MissMaye

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I wish for TF2 to fix hitreg and hitboxes

Granted but it happens a week before a major game breaking update and bugs cause hitboxes to break again

I wish for
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