Favorite wordplay or puns?

[Nuke]

No brake lights on my car rear (career)

 

[Hypernova]

No brake lights on my car rear (career)

that wasn't very punny (funny)
that was soda pressing (so depressing)
i might of gotten deep rested (depressed)
im sorry i'll LEAF you alone (leave)
the funniest thing i seen is skeleton puns, because i don't know alot of puns.
i don't have any favorite puns tho, im sorry for my puns

 

[Nuke]

Unexpected but very entertaining response

 

[floot_guy]

I still miss my ex.
But don't worry, my aim is steadily improving.

 

[Nuke]

Weird flex butt okay