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[Doom Guy]

Oh man did you know ______ happened to Sheffield?

 

[Pvt. Dea]

Nothing

'Yeah, usually strange things happen, but I guess because He _______ today.'

 

[Deleted member 8006]

fell asleep on the j o b

The best b i r d in the world is a(n) ______

 

[Doom Guy]

Very kind person

"Oh boy I sure do love waking up to _______ eating my _______"

 

[Deleted member 8006]

My Dog; Crocs

"You know, today is a great day to go to the ______!"

 

[Snekleks]

ER

"Man, I'm pooped shouldn't have eaten all that ______.

 

[laptivv]

Chocolate.


"When he got up to make his speech, Tom's mind went completely_______and all he could do was stand there with his mouth."

 

[Sleep Paralysis Demon]

"When he got up to make his speech, Tom's mind went completely horny and all he could do was stand there with his mouth."

"I woke up and had a huge urge to ________, so I went straight to the church to do that."

 

[ShijuX]

Commit Tax Fraud

"As soon as his nose started bleeding, he knew that _____"

 

[Rainbow Demon]

he will die.

"When the sun comes up______"

 

[kirino]

I'll wake up.

"What the FUCK is ____ "

 

[laptivv]

That.

"He left a particular red rose toward my windshield. He wasn’t allowed to send me flowers at work because my husband had died only six months before. When the time was right, he sent me flowers approaching my birthday, Valentine’s Day, and eventually every anniversary. The guys at work informed him he made them look inadequate. They were joking, but he wasn’t. He kept sending me flowers. He made me ______________ in bed. But most importantly, he invited my daughter and her three children to move in beside us after she split from her then-husband."