Funniest Joke?

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What's your funniest joke?
Rate the joke above you out of 10.
Il start.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
 

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What's your funniest joke?
Rate the joke above you out of 10.
Il start.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
276/146
There walked a man in a bar.
 

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6/10

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?/? (Fabric of reality gone and broken, rating machine broke.)

Why did the bike fall over?

It was two-tired.
 

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7/10 for originality cause I've never heard it. Lmao/10
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There walked a german man in a bar. He said do me a milk.
I don't want to sound dumb/innocent but TBH I don't really get this, unless the joke is that the English is broken. 3/10.

 

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I don't want to sound dumb/innocent but TBH I don't really get this, unless the joke is that the English is broken. 3/10.
thats the whole joke. :)
 
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Funniest joke? Here's a joke....




Your looking at it:blobblank:
 

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2/10

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0/10 this is for jokes not memes.
What is Pakistan’s national bird?

The MQ-9 Reaper drone.
 

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6/10 - Good joke but didn't make me laugh.

How does the Pyro pay his groceries?
Spychecks.
 
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Depends who we talking about... You?
HILARIOUS AF 10/10.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off :>
 
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this is why life is a joke man
How are Kentucky fried chicken and a woman the same? once you take away the legs and the breasts you're left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

Jokes like this keep us all going
 

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3/10

A flea has a heavy cold and his friend asks: "how come you have such a heavy cold?" The other flea responds with: "well i live in vex's beard but its always cold and wet in there". The other flea says: "you have to live in someone's underwear its always warm in there.

A few days later, the same flea still suffers from the same cold. His friend asks: "why do you still have a cold? Did you listen to my advice?" The other flea responds with: "well i decided to live in mattaroni's underwear but because it was so warm i fell asleep and when i woke up i was in vex's beard again.

Bad joke but i like
 

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+1 for originality, -1 for being a bad joke, -1 for making me think of Mattaroni's underwear.

4.5/10.

 

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6/10 - Is this a Jojo reference?

A woman carrying a baby in London enters a bus. She stops by the driver to pay for the journey. The driver says "Eugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!". Frustrated, the woman walks to the end of the bus and sits down next to a man. The woman says to the man "That driver just insulted my baby!". The man responds with "Alright, you go give him a whack, I'll hold your monkey for you."
 
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