Joke for a pair of pants!

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  1. SuperGuard

    SuperGuard British Quality Gentleman Admin ★

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    Good day lads!

    So Jungle Inferno came out today and I've already been finding ways to update my loadouts, primarily my Scout. Some of my old items have been sold but I've decided to keep one of the items for a giveaway. What was the item you ask? My (Operator's Overalls) Breakneck Baggies! You couldn't ask for a better prize... right?

    Well anyway, what you need to do is to say a joke in the replies. You can have up to two jokes and they can either be in the same post or in different posts. The joke I find the funniest will win the pants. Well now, good luck, and may the lad with the best sense of humour win.

    But one more thing you may be asking: "What jokes do you like?". Well now, that's just ruining the fun isn't it? Try to think of what joke I like the most. I will also be stating some honourable mentions after the giveaway ends. And this giveaway ends tomorrow. Good luck!

    EDIT: I will also be selecting a second place winner as well as the honourable mentions. The second place winner will receive a freshly crafted Itsy Bitsy Spyer.
     
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  2. Big Sis

    Big Sis Interior Crocodile Alligator Admin ★ ★ VIP ★

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    What did the Pumpkin say to his friend on teh way to the party? Have a gourd time.
     
  3. ็ ็ [RS] Alexus

    ็ ็ [RS] Alexus Member ★

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    Why don't I make demopan jokes?
    Because I'm 2 refined

    Why doesn't the spy like grocery stores?
    Because there is a pie row in there
     
  4. Demonic Odd

    Demonic Odd Platinum Honorary Member ★

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    Why is no one late in London?












    A: Because there is a big clock right in the middle of town.
     
  5. Ion Wonderland.tf

    Ion Wonderland.tf Member ★

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    Whats the difference between ignorance, and uninterest?


    I don't know, and I don't care.
     
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    Shadow Headset Freak Admin ★

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side.

    (Old but a classic one)
     
  7. Vanduo | Joyuu

    Vanduo | Joyuu Just a college student Honorary Member ★ ★ VIP ★

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    My joke:
    The pyro is a more agille class than scout :^)
    My Joke:
    How many orphans do you need to change a lightbulb?
    non they will never shine :^)
     
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    Kumpir anime bad ★ VIP ★

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    Why was the Demo given the job as pharmacist?

    "He was good with pills. "
     
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    Joke: What did the skeleton say at dinner?
    Answer : BONE-appatit

    Joke: Why do brits carry around tea bags?
    Answer: Because public tea never tastes as jolly good.
     
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    Why does a stadium get hot after the games?

    All of the fans leave.

    What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    An in-vest-igator.
     
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    this is the joke
     
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    Q: Why do so many people like our servers?
    A: Because they're wonderful.

    Q: How many snipers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Only one, but it makes everyone else go sniper.
    (second one stolen from here).
     
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    Xanerino Am I doing it right? Admin ★

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    Two fish in a tank
    One yells "Fire!"

    A time traveller walks into a bar
    "Quick, I need 2 shots of whiskey, half a pint of beer, and a quarter of a pint of vodka" He says hurriedly.
    The bartender looks puzzled, and replies "Is this some sort of joke?"
     
  14. =WL= | Mc_Duck

    =WL= | Mc_Duck Why are you looking here? Honorary Member ★ ★ VIP ★

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    Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
    Man: "Yes!"
    Reporter: "Name?"
    Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
    Reporter: "Sex?"
    Man: "Three to five times a week."
    Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
    Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
    Reporter: "Holy cow!"
    Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
    Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
    Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
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    Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
     
  15. SuperGuard

    SuperGuard British Quality Gentleman Admin ★

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    The giveaway is now over! If you won either of the items, please send me a friend request when you're next available to receive your item.
    Here are the two winners and the honourable mentions:


    Lightion
    Alexus
    - Kumpir
    - Diamitha
    - Eight
     
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  16. Ion Wonderland.tf

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    I swear, this is so rigged. Oh wai-
     
  17. =WL= | Mc_Duck

    =WL= | Mc_Duck Why are you looking here? Honorary Member ★ ★ VIP ★

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  18. Ion Wonderland.tf

    Ion Wonderland.tf Member ★

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    Also. I can't add you as a friend on steam because my account is limited. I've sent you a trade offer link on discord
     
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