Joke for a pair of pants!

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Good day lads!

So Jungle Inferno came out today and I've already been finding ways to update my loadouts, primarily my Scout. Some of my old items have been sold but I've decided to keep one of the items for a giveaway. What was the item you ask? My (Operator's Overalls) Breakneck Baggies! You couldn't ask for a better prize... right?

Well anyway, what you need to do is to say a joke in the replies. You can have up to two jokes and they can either be in the same post or in different posts. The joke I find the funniest will win the pants. Well now, good luck, and may the lad with the best sense of humour win.

But one more thing you may be asking: "What jokes do you like?". Well now, that's just ruining the fun isn't it? Try to think of what joke I like the most. I will also be stating some honourable mentions after the giveaway ends. And this giveaway ends tomorrow. Good luck!

EDIT: I will also be selecting a second place winner as well as the honourable mentions. The second place winner will receive a freshly crafted Itsy Bitsy Spyer.
 
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What did the Pumpkin say to his friend on teh way to the party? Have a gourd time.
 
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Why don't I make demopan jokes?
Because I'm 2 refined

Why doesn't the spy like grocery stores?
Because there is a pie row in there
 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

(Old but a classic one)
 

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My joke:
The pyro is a more agille class than scout :^)
My Joke:
How many orphans do you need to change a lightbulb?
non they will never shine :^)
 

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Why was the Demo given the job as pharmacist?

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Joke: What did the skeleton say at dinner?
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Joke: Why do brits carry around tea bags?
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this is the joke
 

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Two fish in a tank
One yells "Fire!"

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The giveaway is now over! If you won either of the items, please send me a friend request when you're next available to receive your item.
Here are the two winners and the honourable mentions:


Lightion
Alexus
- Kumpir
- Diamitha
- Eight
 
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Also. I can't add you as a friend on steam because my account is limited. I've sent you a trade offer link on discord
 
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