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King of the Hill

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Eight, Jul 29, 2017.

  1. Eight

    Eight Pessimist Super-Admin ★

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    So this is pretty simple:

    There is a hill, and you must claim to be the king of that hill by any means necessary, no matter how logical or illogical the ways you obtain that status are.

    Example:

    Poster 1 - I blow you up with TNT. I am now King of the Hill.
    Poster 2 - I send a horde of pigeons over to the hill and they peck you to death. I am now King of the Hill.

    Now that all of that is out of the way, lets begin.

    I am now King of the Hill.
     
  2. Xanerino

    Xanerino Am I doing it right? Moderator ★

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    I snipe your thread then take aim between your eyes.
    I'm now king of the hill
     
  3. Limunaire

    Limunaire Member ★

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    I build a bigger hill next to yours. Bigger hills are superior, always. I am now king of the hill.
     
  4. Patchy

    Patchy One hella evil bastard Admin ★

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    I build an even bigger hill and I blow yours up to virtually nothing with the help of mortars.
    I am now king of the hill.
     
  5. Top Nep

    Top Nep Interior Crocodile Alligator Moderator ★ ★ VIP ★

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    I bootkick you off of your hill and put a seat on top of the spot you stood on.
    I am now king of the kill. Dang it, Bobby.
     
  6. Top Nep

    Top Nep Interior Crocodile Alligator Moderator ★ ★ VIP ★

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    Oh noes... I'm falling.... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

    I'm no longer King Of The Hill.
    dern it booby
     
  7. Patchy

    Patchy One hella evil bastard Admin ★

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    I reclaim the hill, sticking the 'Murican flag down at the very top of the chill with pride.
    I am now king of the hill. dhanget bobby
     
  8. Madi

    Madi Head-Admin ★★

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    I use MadiBox and start hacking. The current king of the hill rage-quits.
    I am now King Of The Hill.
     
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  9. Wizard Magizard

    Wizard Magizard Honorary Member ★

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    I throw curry wurst at you and you run and eat it off the floor
    I am now king of the hill.
     
  10. Tony

    Tony Honorary Member ★

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    I abused my admin perms and banned all players on the hill.
    I am now King of the Hill.
     
  11. Mycin

    Mycin survives off coffee and bagels Super-Admin ★

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    We are playing Jailbreak,
    "Define Hill"
     
  12. Eight

    Eight Pessimist Super-Admin ★

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    I am now King of the Hill.
     
  13. Limunaire

    Limunaire Member ★

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    We arrive in a genderbent reality. My manliness in the real world assured me of a very woman like position in this world.

    I am now queen of the hill.
     
  14. Eight

    Eight Pessimist Super-Admin ★

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    I divide by zero, imploding this reality and wiping everyone inside it out of existence. For some odd reason however, the hill and me (of course) make it out okay.

    I am now King of the Hill.
     
  15. Max Bladeswell

    Max Bladeswell ★ VIP ★

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    i create wormhole. With that i travel to timeline where only i and the hill exist.

    I am now King of the Hill
     
  16. Xanerino

    Xanerino Am I doing it right? Moderator ★

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    I shift into an alternate reality with a new hill, identical to the previous.

    I am now king of a hill
     
  17. Khaz

    Khaz Member ★

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    It turns out we are playing the Crazy King game mode and the hill moves to a new location.
    I am now King Of The Hill
     
  18. A̶l̶d̶a̶s̶h̶

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    I start an Eccentric Monoply on Hill Protection and I purchase all the land the hills are on
    After that I Eradicate Any hill that can not be bought and everything in the world that is not a hill
    I am now King Of All The Hills Via The Process of Elimination
     
  19. Tony

    Tony Honorary Member ★

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    I am the top poster on forums
    I am now king of the hill
     
  20. Patchy

    Patchy One hella evil bastard Admin ★

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    I erase all of your posts, so now you can't brag.
    I am now king of the hill