King of the Hill

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#1
So this is pretty simple:

There is a hill, and you must claim to be the king of that hill by any means necessary, no matter how logical or illogical the ways you obtain that status are.

Example:

Poster 1 - I blow you up with TNT. I am now King of the Hill.
Poster 2 - I send a horde of pigeons over to the hill and they peck you to death. I am now King of the Hill.

Now that all of that is out of the way, lets begin.

I am now King of the Hill.
 

Xanerino

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#2
I snipe your thread then take aim between your eyes.
I'm now king of the hill
 

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#3
I build a bigger hill next to yours. Bigger hills are superior, always. I am now king of the hill.
 

Patchy

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#4
I build an even bigger hill and I blow yours up to virtually nothing with the help of mortars.
I am now king of the hill.
 

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#5
I bootkick you off of your hill and put a seat on top of the spot you stood on.
I am now king of the kill. Dang it, Bobby.
 

Mom

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#6
Oh noes... I'm falling.... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

I'm no longer King Of The Hill.
dern it booby
 

Patchy

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#7
I reclaim the hill, sticking the 'Murican flag down at the very top of the chill with pride.
I am now king of the hill. dhanget bobby
 

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#8
I use MadiBox and start hacking. The current king of the hill rage-quits.
I am now King Of The Hill.
 

Wizard Magizard

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#9
I throw curry wurst at you and you run and eat it off the floor
I am now king of the hill.
 

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#10
I abused my admin perms and banned all players on the hill.
I am now King of the Hill.
 

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#11
We are playing Jailbreak,
"Define Hill"
 

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#12

I am now King of the Hill.
 

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#13
We arrive in a genderbent reality. My manliness in the real world assured me of a very woman like position in this world.

I am now queen of the hill.
 

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#14
I divide by zero, imploding this reality and wiping everyone inside it out of existence. For some odd reason however, the hill and me (of course) make it out okay.

I am now King of the Hill.
 
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#15
i create wormhole. With that i travel to timeline where only i and the hill exist.

I am now King of the Hill
 

Xanerino

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#16
I shift into an alternate reality with a new hill, identical to the previous.

I am now king of a hill
 

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#17
It turns out we are playing the Crazy King game mode and the hill moves to a new location.
I am now King Of The Hill
 
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#18
I start an Eccentric Monoply on Hill Protection and I purchase all the land the hills are on
After that I Eradicate Any hill that can not be bought and everything in the world that is not a hill
I am now King Of All The Hills Via The Process of Elimination
 

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#19
I am the top poster on forums
I am now king of the hill
 

Patchy

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#20
I erase all of your posts, so now you can't brag.
I am now king of the hill
 
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