So this is pretty simple: There is a hill, and you must claim to be the king of that hill by any means necessary, no matter how logical or illogical the ways you obtain that status are. Example: Poster 1 - I blow you up with TNT. I am now King of the Hill. Poster 2 - I send a horde of pigeons over to the hill and they peck you to death. I am now King of the Hill. Now that all of that is out of the way, lets begin. I am now King of the Hill.