King of the Hill

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#81
I asked the mirror who shall be the king of the hill, he told me that R4 would be, I trew that mirror out of the window and when it broke I saw a Deamon fly out of the shards in a form of R4. The next day I went to buy Xpyhers new merch and saw a new mirror, I quickly bought it and ran home whit a glorios mirror whit a Cat Stamp on it.
I ask the mirror again, who shall be the king of the Hill and this time I heard the mirror say that
I AM THE KING OF THE HILL.

p.s. thx for buying my merch Dragon!
 
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#83
Sorry to pop in unannounced...I come out of the mirror as I summon the demons from the brimstone hell to scare the shit out of you...I am now the king of this hill....I will not dishonor my family again...
 
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#84
I call the Demons mean names and I summon a Giant Dick monster that fucked them off the hill.

I AM THY RUHLER OF TEH HEIL ONCE AGAIN
 
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#85
"I call Hitler, for help on giant dick monsters".
Me: Hitler I need your help on defeating giant dick monsters, wich are camming over the nearby villages and make them stik of cam!
Hitler: HAIL HYDRA
Me: Thats a YES or a NO?
Hitler: Okay, HAIL HYDRA
Me: Okm8 I'll watch from a distance how you blow up the hill.
Hitler: "Starts dropping Nuclear Warheads onto the village".
Me:Nice going Hitler!
Hitler: Rides the Nuclear bomb down to the mauntai and kills all of the giant dick monsters.
Me: I come back and don't see any lifeforms anywhere.
Me: I AM NOW KING OF THE HILL
 
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#86
"I call Hitler, for help on giant dick monsters".
Me: Hitler I need your help on defeating giant dick monsters, wich are camming over the nearby villages and make them stik of cam!
Hitler: HAIL HYDRA
Me: Thats a YES or a NO?
Hitler: Okay, HAIL HYDRA
Me: Okm8 I'll watch from a distance how you blow up the hill.
Hitler: "Starts dropping Nuclear Warheads onto the village".
Me:Nice going Hitler!
Hitler: Rides the Nuclear bomb down to the mauntai and kills all of the giant dick monsters.
Me: I come back and don't see any lifeforms anywhere.
Me: I AM NOW KING OF THE HILL
I hire a hitman to kill Hitler
The hitman takes a aim and shoots at hitler, causing him to collapse and go into a eternal slumber
I then grab you and toss you off the hill.
I AM TEH REULER OF DA HEIL
 
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#87
I hire a hitman to kill Hitler
The hitman takes a aim and shoots at hitler, causing him to collapse and go into a eternal slumber
I then grab you and toss you off the hill.
I AM TEH REULER OF DA HEIL
I call Michel Bay Productions and tell them to bombard you to smitheriens.
I climb the hill once more and proudly say- I AM NOW KING OF THE HILL!
 

Khaz

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#88
It turns out Michael Bay wanted compensation, you, being a simple man with only a hill to his name, cannot afford to pay. Michael Bay pays off some cops to pull you off your hill and arrest you.
With no one left to contest me, I AM KING OF THE HILL
 

DingdongJR

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#89
Using Admin powers, I delete all other attempts by others at becoming king of the Hill because I don't like them.

With no comments left in the thread, I AM KING OF THE HILL.
 
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#90
I ban you for AimBot hacks.

With DingdongJR gone, I AM KING OF THE HILL.
 
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#91
Sorry the moonlord is not allowed here I command a army of tanks to kill you as I am now the king of this hill
 

Khaz

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#92
Sorry the moonlord is not allowed here I command a army of tanks to kill you as I am now the king of this hill
As a tank, the tanks rally to my call and turn against you.

I am now king of the hell
 
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#93
On night one of your reign as the KING OF THE HILL, I send demon eyes to kill you.

With Khaz eliminated, I AM KING OF THE HILL.
 
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