Min Wear, Mister Cuddles Minigun

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DuckGod

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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
 
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Aldash

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Hey, :D @Mycin Is the winner

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Add me on Steam Here To claim your prize

To anyone wondering why I didnt pick the best jokes is because,

they were all Traaaaaaaaaaash
 
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