The ultimate question

[Snoop.]

It is Saturday and you wake up and look outside your window and you see that its piss pour raining and thundering, the sky makes it look like its the dead of night. You check your phone and by surprise it says 7:00 a.m. You decide wether or not you feel like doing anything today so you log onto your computer and quickly realize that you have absolutely no wifi, you assume the storm has something to do with the wifi not working. You think to yourself if its worth it to go outside to enjoy the day or to stay home. You make your decision to stay at home but can't think of anything fun to do and none of your friends are replying to your messages or are too afraid to drive. You wonder if you should go back to bed and try to sleep through the day or play offline in a single-player video game for the rest of the day.

 

[sowon]

Given the two options, I'd offline game, Minecraft and other singleplayer games await me on this cold, dark, rainy morning.

If I went back to sleep at 7am, I wouldn't wake up until like late afternoon which at that point, I'd be restless.

 

[floot_guy]

My only reaction: "Oh sh*t, I'm late for work"
Let's say I'm took a day off, then, I'll go back to sleep.
Let's also say I woke the fk up, Samurai, then like always, I'll cook food. Or invent now dishes
Let's just also say that I don't wanna cook. I'll go back to sleep
'repeat'

 

[Icewallowcome]

well gamin' is the first thing that will come across my mind even if the internet's down

 

[Love]

I prefer gaming to sleeping.

 

[floot_guy]

Or invent now dishes

New***

I prefer gaming to sleeping.

Well, gamers gonna do what gamers usually do...

 

[SL]

1. Punch the wall and scream "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA"
Step 2. Get MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA'd by neighbours
Steppy 3.MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA the neighbors.
Steppity 4. Get MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA'd by police.
Stomptity 5. Go to jail for 12 days.
Stemptityppy 6. ???
Stemppottytitty 7. PROFIT!