Lets share some jokes shall we?

[Cooking Hot Topics]

Who wouldn't, it's can loosen your edges a bit. I can't name much of them I have said of the top of my head. But they do get old. (Like memes)
Tell me one of the funniest jokes you've heard or said.

 

[Cooking Hot Topics]

Awe. Thanks, being from cuba paid off with my bad spelling rating c:

 

[kokostal]

Get foolin booled

 

[SomeGuyOfTheWeb]

I see your a man of culture also

 

[Hypernova]

i can share a joke i thought of later, i just want to see if you have any jokes

(no stealing some from the internet)

(i'll tell a somewhat joke if you want it)

 

[floot_guy]

Joke of the day:

I nearly got fired for saying the 'n' word in front of tourists yesterday. In fact, it was my co-worker's pet name which rhymed with it, named Dhigga.(Yup, not joking.) I had to make a written explanation and apology...

 

[Darkrp]

joke of the week:

it was on 2016 i think? me and my friends play on a scooter down hill then one of my friend just got circumcition. 1 week later my friend hop on my scooter we warned him because his d*ck hasnt been fully healed *after circumcision ur D*ck will fully healed at 2 weeks with drugs to help heal the p*nis* and he slide downhill and he crash his p*nis hurt so much we laugh until we help him to go home.

the end. "real story btw"

edit: that crash was so fucked up!! *lmfao*

 

[Darkrp]

drugs/medicine its the same thing.

 

[Bio Medic Offline]

why the chicken cross the road ?

 

[floot_guy]

why the chicken cross the road ?

Probably the side he was had a KFC

 

[zao]

joke of the week:

it was on 2016 i think? me and my friends play on a scooter down hill then one of my friend just got circumcition. 1 week later my friend hop on my scooter we warned him because his d*ck hasnt been fully healed *after circumcision ur D*ck will fully healed at 2 weeks with drugs to help heal the p*nis* and he slide downhill and he crash his p*nis hurt so much we laugh until we help him to go home.

the end. "real story btw"

edit: that crash was so fucked up!! *lmfao*

i feel like i got a fucking mental circumcision reading that

 

[Darkrp]

i got some good jokes
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[floot_guy]

If you understand french, you'll understand it.
If not, I'll explain it later.

Post automatically merged: Sep 2, 2019

 

[Hypernova]

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If you understand french, you'll understand it.
If not, I'll explain it later.

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I don't get it

 

[floot_guy]

I don't get it

Ok
In French, 80 is pronounced "quatre vingt" which translates to "4 20"
Blaze it means well... the weed

I just 5 (cinq, pronounced as sank) to my knees

Want me to 7 (sept, pronounced as sept or set) something on fire

I've had e9 (Neuf, well, e-neuf=enough)

Sweet sweet 17tion (Dix-sept, tion added becomes Deception)

10 is making (Dix, pronounced dis. So, Dis is making me...)

16= seize in French, pronounced as says)

Who 16 that French is hard?

 

[Hypernova]

Ok
In French, 80 is pronounced "quatre vingts" which translates to "4 20"
Blaze it means well... the weed

I just 5 (cinq, pronounced as sank) to my knees

Want me to 7 (sept, pronounced as sept or set) something on fire

I've had e9 (Neuf, well, e-neuf=enough)

Sweet sweet 17tion (Dix-sept, tion added becomes Deception)

10 is making (Dix, pronounced dis. So, Dis is making me...)

16= seize in French, pronounced as says)

Who 16 that French is hard?

i knew i had e9 and 7 in a way

 

[floot_guy]

i knew i had e9 and 7 in a way

Close e9

 

[Hypernova]

hey wait a minute i wasn't told this was merged with someone elses post!

 

[Snoop.]

Ok
In French, 80 is pronounced "quatre vingt" which translates to "4 20"
Blaze it means well... the weed

I just 5 (cinq, pronounced as sank) to my knees

Want me to 7 (sept, pronounced as sept or set) something on fire

I've had e9 (Neuf, well, e-neuf=enough)

Sweet sweet 17tion (Dix-sept, tion added becomes Deception)

10 is making (Dix, pronounced dis. So, Dis is making me...)

16= seize in French, pronounced as says)

Who 16 that French is hard?

i mixed up 7 and 9 and i was so confuzzled lol

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here's a horrible joke: every time Omelet comes online I wonder why she is invisible on my screen... then it hits me that gamer girls don't exist 0,0

 

[Preacher Platinum]

This video.