A Very good item

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  1. Ran out of names.

    Ran out of names. Member ★

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    It's a giveaway, nuff said.
    Whoever tells me the best joke or poem gets a :
    Milkman Hat for the Scout.


    Conditions :
    No memes
    No Overused jokes it has to be unique
    It has to make me shit myself.
    Good Luck.
     
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  3. Ran out of names.

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    I did not laugh from that c:
    That is just fuckin' disgusting.
     
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    Val: ily night
    Val: no homo
    Pootis: im not
    Pootis: a homo
    Pootis: XD
    Pootis: unless u are hot grill
    Pootis: in which case, lets fuck
    Val: wtf
    Pootis: i thought boys liked lesbians, no?
    Val: wot
    Pootis: nvm
    Val: ...
     
  5. Khaz

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    r4 mum
     
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    Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
    Man: "Yes!"
    Reporter: "Name?"
    Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
    Reporter: "Sex?"
    Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
    Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
    Reporter: "Holy cow!"
    Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
    Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
    Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
    Reporter: "Oh dear!"
    Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
     
  8. Reckless Flute Guy

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    Who needs an April Fools' joke when your whole life is already one?
     
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  10. Ran out of names.

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    Top 3
     
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    What the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?


    One has pricks on the outside.
     
  12. Reckless Flute Guy

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    So, There were once three kids named Sheyt, Shahtup, Yomanaz, and a dog named Trubbles. (nice names) Trubbles ran away and got lost. Sheyt, who was riding his bike fell from it and Yomanaz went to help him up. As for the dog, Shahtup goes to the Police Station to report it.

    Officer: What's your name? Shahtup: Shut Up.
    Officer: What's your name?
    Shahtup: Shut Up.
    Officer: For the last time, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
    Shahtup: SHUT. UP! (Trying to say his name)
    Officer: Are you looking for Troubles?
    Shahtup: Yeah, how do you know? we lost it about 2 miles back.
    Officer: Where's your Manners? Shut Up: Back there pickin' up Shit(Sheyt).

    ;)
     
  13. Ran out of names.

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    I am extending the date until the end, because I am lazy and don't feel like sending offers for awhile, the deadline may be on the 10th, depends what I am doing that day, but the 10th
     
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    whats the difference between a filthy old bus station and a crab with breasts? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
     
  15. Ran out of names.

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    I changed the item, it's another item because the Milkman isn't tradable for some reason.
    So It's now a Hanger On Hood.
     
  16. Ran out of names.

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    Top 2, Idk which to choose, lol. One is creative and original, the other one is true and original.
     
  17. Vanduo | Joyuu

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    The joke is the giveaway never ends xd
     
  18. Ran out of names.

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    I have decided on the weiner, fucc yoself @TheHonkler, because you won. Congrats on a True and Creative joke, all of us car guys have been there, just put your trade URL in my profile comments.
     
  19. Reckless Flute Guy

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    Try to find mine on google, and others and see how original they are.
    :b1:
     
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    Vanduo | Joyuu Just a college student Honorary Member ★ ★ VIP ★

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    When you win a competition for funniest joke and don't even get the funny react by the creator :^)
     
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