Make your own food but gross

[Kyo]

Rule:
make your own ingredients but gross

ill rate it after u post it

 

[Green.]

poopvich:
1) sandvich bread
2) dogs shit
3) sandvich bread

 

[Kyo]

poopvich:
1) sandvich bread
2) dogs shit
3) sandvich bread

common ingredient 6/10

 

[Red]

pork gyros but with a sh*t ton of wasabi in it.

 

[Tonic]

Exotic pootis eggs.

The Self-Aware-beauty mark As bread

Under cooked bacon dipped in butter

(White?) lettuce

And BONK! atomic punch as a drink.

 

[Green.]

wait isn't this supposed to be gross food

 

[Kyo]

wait isn't this supposed to be gross food

Yeah.
Guess they didnt read the title and rule, oh well.

 

[Jasmine]

Jokes on you, any attempt I have at cooking/making food is gross.

 

[floot_guy]

Hello everyone and welcome to Floot's cook book! (discontinued since Gordon Ramsay stepped in the kitchen)

So here's our first recipe:
Pizza aux thon avec des cubes d'ananas flambé au liqueur de réglisse.
(Which means Tuna pizza, with diced pineapple, flambé (Blazed) in licorice liquor)
(I actually made that in the past. Tasted weird. But ok. Added some spicy mayo to make it taste 'better')



Here's our second recipe
Carbonara Spaghetti, lightly seasoned with dehydrated cow boogers for an extra sensational aftertaste, with a side of Cazu Marzu grilled cheese toast.
(Don't know what Cazu Marzu is? Google it.)


Our third and last recipe (desert):
Bosta ice-cream with a bourbon and cherry glaze, topped with a Maraschino cherry.
(Don't know what Bosta is? Google it and click on 'Images')