Corrupt a Wish

[Red]

granted, but you could only play tf2 and nothing else.

I wish coronavirus didnt exist

 

[TK]

Granted but the plague is back and infecting people at a greater rate.

I wish i was a real boy

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but as everyday goes by your muscles crystallize
I wish I was a better person

 

[Aldash]

Granted but you have only become slightly better as a person with no noticeable difference

I wish I could teleport

 

[Coal]

Granted but your clothes dont teleport with you ( u naked )

I wish i could auto bhop irl

 

[Guac]

Granted, but due to the increasingly high speeds of your now uncontrollable bhopping, you eventually hit Mach speeds and are moving so quick you break the sound barrier. The atoms of your body start to split and tear apart, and the screams of your agony can be heard from miles away. Your existence eventually becomes nothing but a rural Siberian folk legend, passed on for generations. The lesson it wishes to tell, as it is told by elders, "Be careful what you wish for, the monkey's paw is a cruel mistress."

I wish that I could sense when anyone was trading a stock which would succeed with a rate of 200 percent.

 

[Pacifist]

WOW! You got your wish, it's a real shame that every stock you or anyone you know ever invest in will actually completely u-turn and plummet. Genuine tragedy...

I wish I could just enter a room and magically collect all the dirt, grim and dust into one disgusting ball which I could poof out of existence. No more filthy house for me when dirt is banned.

 

[Gibus]

WOW! You got your wish, it's a real shame that every stock you or anyone you know ever invest in will actually completely u-turn and plummet. Genuine tragedy...

I wish I could just enter a room and magically collect all the dirt, grim and dust into one disgusting ball which I could poof out of existence. No more filthy house for me when dirt is banned.

Granted, but you also poof away half your valuables when you poof the dirt and grime.

I wish I had more time for TF2

 

[SL]

Granted, but you can only play as a spectator.

I wish i could use abilities like in Dishonored.

 

[Green.]

Granted! but your abillities can be used once.
I wish to make my internet stuck at 5 bars.

 

[SL]

Granted, but theese 5 bars are places you can use your internet.
(couldn't hold myself)
I wish all the schools in the world to explode.

 

[Green.]

Granted, but you explode with them
I wish to wish that this subforum didn't exist

 

[floot_guy]

Granted but only for you.

I wish that I got Coronarenavirus

 

[Aldash]

Granted but you shit yourself

I wish that pokemon were real

 

[Gibus]

Granted but you shit yourself

I wish that pokemon were real

Granted but they are extremely hostile and attack and kill anyone they see. (they are untrainable and unapproachable)

I wish I had more wishes to type here lul

 

[Redds]

Granted but you would resign from blw.



I wish i can't be immortal.

 

[TK]

Granted, you cannot be immortal, however you live until the world ends -1 day. But you must spend it in prison (*Javier Voice* You have broken the law)

And I wish I was James Bond
Just for the day
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away
And I wish I was James Bond
Just for the day
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away
And I wish I was James Bond
Just for the day
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away
Roger and Sean and Timmy and George
And Daniel and Pierce and maybe one day me
(bonus points if you know what i am referring to)

 

[Coal]

Granted but you live for 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 years

I wish I could shapeshift with no adverse effects on my health, others, or the world / no negative consequenses
( TK you legit posted this reply at the exact same time as me wth )
( Ignore this I guess )

 

[Aldash]

Granted, you cannot be immortal, however you live until the world ends -1 day. But you must spend it in prison (*Javier Voice* You have broken the law)

And I wish I was James Bond
Just for the day
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away
And I wish I was James Bond
Just for the day
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away
And I wish I was James Bond
Just for the day
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away
Roger and Sean and Timmy and George
And Daniel and Pierce and maybe one day me
(bonus points if you know what i am referring to)

Granted but you can only be james bond for the day

Granted but you live for 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 years

I wish I could shapeshift with no adverse effects on my health, others, or the world / no negative consequenses
( TK you legit posted this reply at the exact same time as me wth )
( Ignore this I guess )

Granted but there are adverse effects on your health, others and the world. There is a lot of negative consequences

I wish Mr. Blobby never existed

 

[Coal]

Granted but there are adverse effects on your health, others and the world. There is a lot of negative consequences

You denied the second half of my wish, which u can't deny my wish